February 2012
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Preparing Poison: The Borgia Way
Step One:
Raise skirts. Present small metal saucepan.
Step Two:
Have cat look away discretely.
Widdle in saucepan.
Lose about three followers.
Step Three:
Right, right. Reduce down urine. Got it. How much should I reduce it down? No, never mind. I’ll use my judgement. Let’s move on.
Step Four:
Scrape out the salts…oh, okay, I guess we’re reducing it right...
Man, I should really read THE PASSION OF NEW EVE.
love-and-radiation:
It’s pretty much my all-time favourite piece of apocalyptic fiction.
Definitely my favourite of the Pessimistic!Carter novels, before we get onto the Partytime!Carter of the last two books.
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This Is A Nasty And Vindictive Blog: Tonight's... →
I missed it last week but the first episode was a lot better than last series, but I’m not sold on Jimmy Carr’s sketches at all. Lauren Laverne is better, I think anyway
That’s reassuring. It’s her that broke my heart in the first run. Charlie Brooker I’m comfortably resigned to only liking in print, but with her I was, “Auntie LaLa! I love you! WHY ARE YOU SHIT IN...
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Tonight's Guests Are...(22/02/12)
confettihipster:
fuckyeah10oclocklive:
Owen Jones - author of ‘Chavs: The Demonization of The Working Class.
Matt Cardle- winner of X Factor 2010.
Julia Hartley Brewer - LBC Radio Presenter and former political editor and columnist for The Sunday Express.
They will be discussing, and I quote, “Britain’s X Factor Culture of Entitlement”.
Julie Hartley Brewer is fucking horrible
Owen is...
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confettihipster:
“the independent sector” is a nice way of not saying “private sector”, isn’t it?
I reckon we’ll hear that a lot
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Stalungrad: Big Brother: Tuesday 18 July 2000 →
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No live launch! These launches became such a Big TV Event, and even now remain a Big Fan Event for dedicated viewers, that it’s very strange seeing a time when the housemates are just led into the house quietly.
That’s so unthinkable now, that I’ve blocked out that it ever happened. But I suppose you couldn’t do “Entering the Big Brother House” as a...
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Oooh, my Dashboard won’t update!
Have the DIRE CONSEQUENCES of using Missing E finally revealed themselves?
THE CURSE HAS COME UPON ME!
By the looks of it, this is a bit of a comics blog again at the moment.
That’s because I’m trying to catch up with an unread pile three week’s high before I allow myself to buy any this week. And I really want to buy this week’s as there’s a Fantastic Four, a Wolverine and the X-Men and a Bulletproof Coffin out.
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Character Development for all in Season 3 of Spartacus!
Ilythia! You’re now good at thinking!
Naevia! You’re now all traumatised and stuff!
Oenomaus! You hate women now!
Lucretia! You’ve got a lot going on.
Mira! You’re the Slayer now.
Writhing naked non-speaking roles! As you were.
Studio Space! You’re now mostly woodland.
Viewers! You’re...
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Fourteen Defining Characteristics Of Fascism →
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